Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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