I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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