What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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