BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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