this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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