whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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