Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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