im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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