Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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