and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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