GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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