Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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