I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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