You work out of a Hotel?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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