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my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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