my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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