I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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