But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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