I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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