We won't sleep together?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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