On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
COCAINE IS GR8
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
