I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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