One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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