Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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