so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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