handjob tips. give me some.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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