oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she looked like the before picture.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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