I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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