i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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