And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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