i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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