Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
NoShamevember. You game?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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