TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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