I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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