Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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