So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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