so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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