Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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