We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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