I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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