nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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She bit a glass in half.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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