But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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