But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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