D3 body, D1 cock
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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