I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
