Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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