But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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