I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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