How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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