Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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