She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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