Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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