i jhust puked up my retainher.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He felt like a one man threesome
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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