It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He felt like a one man threesome
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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