Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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