I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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