I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.