i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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