its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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