Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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