They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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