found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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