So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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